What happens when you shoehorn an extra dimension or two into a pickleball paddle? You get a premium T700 thermoformed pickleball paddle with the insides of a TARDIS. Defy physics and logic with this paradoxical paddle that will melt your opponents eyebrains. Note: Not everyone's skull pudding can immediately assimilate the additional dimensions at first glance. Instructions are provided to ensure successful ocular calibration.
